Baller~ina Blog

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

CHILLAXIN Slap Jacks

CHILLAXIN SLAP JACKS
My card game inspired by “Slap Jacks”

For two or more playahs

You need:
A table
A Couch
A deck of cards

Here is how you play:

You divide the cards equally among playah-hatahs. Then you CHILLAX on the couch.

CHILLAXING is a mix between “Relaxing” and being “Chill”
Lean back. Loosen up. Maybe even glaze your eyes over a bit. No fighting. No fighting.

Then begin to play the classic card game “Slap Jacks”. The trick is to continue “Chillaxing” while you toss your cards on the table. The further away the table is from the couch the more challenging the game.

When a Jack is turned up you must break “chillaxation” to be the first playah to slap the table. If you indeed slap the table first, you get all of the cards on the table.

The first playah to get all of the cards in the deck, WINZ!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

GOOGLE "Actor." It's ME!

Check it out today before it is too late. If you click on GOOGLE Images and type in the word “actor” you can find my picture!

I am dressed as a little Jewish boy in the role of “Yentle.”

I think that makes me an official actor. My BFA in acting is now validated.

I like to be referred to as an "actor" instead of and "actress." An Actor can play both male and female roles; Yentle, the Jewish androgeny is a perfect example. Lets not forget animals, plants and fairies are also totally legit roles. All of which are on my resume.

I would love to someday play an elf: my elfin name is Nessa Taralom. Thanks to my awesome cousin Caleb: aka Elendil Telemaite (his elfin name)

Hopefully someday my face will turn up under MAHLER, FASHION, AWESOME and I will not look like a Jewish boy. But WHOSE COMPLAINING??!! ROCK On Google!